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meghantonjes: marrymejasonsegel: goddessofcheese: fuckingrecip...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:04:00 -0400

marrymejasonsegel:

goddessofcheese:

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE.

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

so I just tried this and

ohmygoddddd

what?! ok no do not put this on your pubes or anywhere close to your vagina unless you want one hell of a yeast infection

Well, I just did this and my legs feel amazing. I didnt notice necessarily a ton of dead skin, but I feel smooth as feckkkk. Never buying body scrub again.

Saving this for later.

*EDIT: Just tried this on my arms, legs, and feet. It’s good, yo. Had to thoroughly clean the tub afterwards to avoid people slipping, but well worth it!

This is the perfect shape for cookies. Circles are illogical...

Sat, 04 May 2013 00:58:00 -0400

This is the perfect shape for cookies. Circles are illogical for optimal consumption and dipping.

Sweet.

Sat, 04 May 2013 00:55:34 -0400

Sweet.

AKWEEERRD MOOOOMINT.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:51:00 -0400

AKWEEERRD MOOOOMINT.

beatyourselfup: How to deal with police: Cheat Sheet Full res:...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:54:34 -0400

beatyourselfup:

How to deal with police: Cheat Sheet

Full res: http://www.copblock.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/HOW-TO-DEAL-WITH-POLICE.jpg

There’s only one area that I think needs more explanation. When walking, and if stopped by a police officer, if he asks for your ID, you are not required to give to him unless his request is lawful, which would necessitate you knowing why he stopped you. So you may ask him why you are being detained, and if his request is lawful, even if you disagree, you are then required to identify yourself - not necessarily give him an identification card. If you are not operating a motor vehicle, you are not required to carry identification on you. Personally, I leave my ID in my car on purpose for that very reason.

If his request is unlawful, such as saying that “walking down the street at 2am is suspicious”, then you are not required to present identification to him because his reasoning is lacking “specific and articulable facts that would indicate to a reasonable person that a crime has been, is being, or is about to be committed.”

Memorizing that little line could really help you ^

do-well-bruv: Jehovah’s Witnesses Want Deaf People To Stop...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:35:25 -0400

do-well-bruv:

Jehovah’s Witnesses Want Deaf People To Stop Masturbating Dubbed with 50 Cent “In Da Club”

This is the best thing.

cutlerish: aidiera: ih8religion: Logical and Rhetorical...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 05:04:01 -0400

cutlerish:

aidiera:

ih8religion:

Logical and Rhetorical Fallacies

Y’all better learn these. They’ll make you a better person.

ARB logical and rhetorical fallacies.

voldey: michaelmidnight: MR. FEENY RETURNS!!!! Link to the...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 01:42:18 -0400

voldey:

michaelmidnight:

MR. FEENY RETURNS!!!!

Link to the original article here!!!

WE CAN ALL REJOICE!

All is right in the world.

andrew-jason: Just in case anyone was wondering how exactly the...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 01:41:56 -0400

andrew-jason:

Just in case anyone was wondering how exactly the new
NextGen ticketing system works…. I gif’ed it for all y’all xD

Oh, and if you’re an annual pass holder you can stop by the Odyssey Center at Epcot and try it out for yourself (ending May 19th)

O_o

So. Cool.

Yeeeuup.

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 05:24:06 -0400

Yeeeuup.

espeonsilverfire2: findingschmomo: browncoat-named-cauthon: ex...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:13:46 -0400

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

Benjamin Franklin was never a president of the United States. He was a President of Pennsylvania.

bryarly: pottermoosh: nowthatswhaticallshipping: ceilingtheo: ...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 19:23:14 -0400

bryarly:

pottermoosh:

nowthatswhaticallshipping:

ceilingtheo:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?

Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE I’M ENGLISH AND IT’S ALL TRUE. well done that person

The caps makes this seem like they’re joking, but… no, genuinely, that is how you do tea.

But seriously, that’s all accurate.

Photo

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 02:04:52 -0500

Photo

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 04:08:05 -0500

reachforthe49: dominicky: Finally omg every day These...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:28:16 -0500

reachforthe49:

dominicky:

Finally omg

every day

These diagrams are hard to follow and confusing. If you look closely the Half-Windsor and the Double Cross are the same knot.

For reference.

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:24:29 -0500

For reference.

My favorite part of World of Color.

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 01:09:39 -0500

My favorite part of World of Color.

themanwiththebluebox: cosmiccrystals: sweetupndown9: These...

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 01:25:39 -0500

themanwiththebluebox:

cosmiccrystals:

sweetupndown9:

These Women Are About To Tell You Some Things That Are Absolutely None Of Your Business

Holy shit women on fire. This video gave me chills. If you do nothing at all today - watch this!

this shit is fucking A+++++++++++++++++ omg perfection

fuck yes.

As I was scrolling, that large piece of wood looked like…...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:53:49 -0500

As I was scrolling, that large piece of wood looked like… his large piece of wood. Ephf yah knoe wat I meen.

I would like to do this please.

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:49:25 -0500

I would like to do this please.